What’s your day job?
I translate stuff!
Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
Maybe. But you’re probably thinking of Milena, or Elsie. They’re both lovely people, but, no. I’m not either one of them. We’re not related, either.
What’s your role in The Coil Project?
Mostly I provided fresh cheeses to the gang. Occasionally they use me to scare away vermin.
Where would you like to see The Coil Project go?
Well… I like to think it will outlive my plump, healthy grandchildren.
Are you working on anything else, at the moment?
I’m thinking about buying a car. Any advice?
Do you like internet followers? How do I do that?
Nope. I live in 1992.